"These ones I can only used a couple of times and then they get binned as they go strange and sguidgy feeling"

"They are so badly designed that I have had to resort to pushing them into my ears so that they don't fall out"

"I think my next-door neighbour's cat must be eating my ones because they seem to be disappearing"

"These used to be amazing but I can see that several other reviews confirm what I suspected"