"These now taste cheap and nasty you are better off with the other brand named after the orange wild animal"

"These cookies are sooooo nice - buttery and full of chocolate chips - only problem with them is stopping at one!!"

"These used to be our favourite cookies but they've changed the recipe and they are average at best now"

"This is now no better (and just as gross) as all the cookies you can get for half the price"