"They are a hot dog from the paleolithic era 9f giant dinosaurs! as mine were thawed I cut them lengthways to fry better and fit in sandwitch"

"These really are huge! Slightly less flavour than the normal ones but they are still nice"

"These do have a certain comedy value - but they were utterly tasteless"

"These taste like the hotdogs of my youth but there is no way you can fry these from frozen for 12-14 minutes and end up with a hot hotdog"